And The Award For Worst Pick-Up Line EVER Goes To...

Today some old-and-hairy dude pulled over while I was taking a stroll with Archer and the dogs and asked me if I wanted another.

"Huh? Another?"

"Another baby," he said. "I would be happy to give you one." *WINK*WINK*

Unfortunately he drove off before I had the chance to laugh in his face for being such an assfarm*.

Do old-fogie-perverts think women like them to pull over and offer their sad-shriveled-sperm? I mean? What's even the point?

Let's just say hypothetically speaking I said:

"Why yes, sir! I would love to have your baby! In fact, hold these baggies of dog-poop for me while I strip naked right here in the middle of the street!"

I have a feeling he would have driven away even faster, which could only mean, Poopmonkey wanted to either: A. Pay me a compliment (seriously doubt it) or B. Make me feel like a victim. Unfortunately for him he C. Embarrassed himself.

Now I will feel sorry for him for .02 seconds.

Okay, I'm done.

...Oh and speaking of men who embarrass themselves (And yes, this is real):




GGC

*Assfarm (adj) -- A person BIGGER than an asshole, and completely full of shit. Horseshit and cowshit and sheepshit and chickenshit. And rotten eggs. And other stuff that stinks.