Dear "Placenta-Eating" Googlers,

Thank you for happening upon the GGC. I had no idea that Tom Cruise planned to eat Katie's Plac-sack until all y'all googled that shit and found me. In fact, T-delish is probably macking some nutes(nutrients)steak as I type. Mmmmmmm. I know! Anyway, if you are *interested* in placenta eating, go here. My girls have plenty of recipes, etc so you can have a Placenta-bake of your own! Totally.

I also would like to thank the Drudge Report for exposing all to the placenta-eat-a-thon. Kick ass.

And to whoever was searching for "Tom Cruise Eats Son's Placenta," Katie had a baby girl, Duh. And to the person who was searching "Tom eats human placenta" I'm not positive *it* is human. Perhaps, mineral?

Anyway, in case you were born on Neptune (and can somehow read blogs from your oxygen dome) Katie Holmes had her Hebrew-named Scientolgista this morning.

Mazeltof to the happy family, and/or may Mars be with her!

GGC

-picture stolen from Hot Momma Drama. Say, word.