This is for you, Dad:
I Like Clean Butts
rapped to the beat of Sir Mixalot's Vintage Classic
I like clean butts and I cannot lie
You other mamas can't deny
When your kid walks in with his huggies in a bunch
from a pile of digested lunch
You get ready
Wanna pull up tough cuz you notice that butt is sweaty
Deep in the onesie he's wearing
You love him so you don't mind tearing
off his diaper, cuz you want to make it clean-a
baby powder on da wien-a
My homegirls tried to tell me
That that butt you got gets awful smelly
Oooh rump of smooth skin
Please don't pee on me agin
Cuz, baby, baby, I aint that kind of lady
I've seen him crawling
Actually it's more like falling
But he tries. cries. no ifs ands butts(ha!) or whys.
So Mama? (yeah!) Dada? (yeah)
Does your kid have a loaded butt? (hell yeah!)
Well then, change it, change it, change it, change it, change that stinky butt
My Baby's got...
(Sweet smelling face with an odorous booty. wreck.wreck. wrecka.wrecka.wreck. wreck.)
GGC
